Despite three years of high school classes and two terms at
Furman, my Spanish is pretty limited. The most impressive thing I can say in
Espanol is what the above phrase, which is what the voice on the monorail at Disney World tells you. It means, "Please stand clear of the doors."
Nevertheless, it is pretty much official that I am going to Peru in October on a mission trip. Once a deacon on the missions committee says something to you about it and then the pastor joyously greets you over it, there really is no turning back. Not that I have any desire to turn back, I am just afraid that something will prevent me from going. It is a lot easier to say, "Oh yeah, I went to Peru, didn't you know?" than, "Well I was supposed to go but fill in the blank happened."
Now it is starting to feel real, well no, more like surreal but close all the same. Saturday, I had my new passport photos taken. That was a joy. I didn't have to put my hair behind my ears last time. I also went to
Walgreen's this time for speed and efficiency. But I am now sure that what Erma
Bombeck said is true - "when you start to look like your passport photo it is time to go home." Today, I mailed the forms, my old passport, the two photos and of course, the
dinero (ooh more Spanish I know!) to the National Passport Processing Center. It is very
nerve wrecking. What if I have one of the little staples is crooked and they reject me? What if it doesn't get there or back in time? What if it falls into the
black hole of government never to be seen again? There is my first possible fill in the blank for why I didn't get to go to Peru.
Since the word is out, the reality of "you need to prepare for this" hit me. I thought I would go to Barnes and Noble and pick up a book to brush up on my Spanish. If only I was back in my
Furman Spanish 12Y class with all those hunks to help me study in
grupos de dos. But I digress...I was feeling really good when I walked in and right there in the vestibule of the B&N is a whole rack of Drive and Learn language sets! Bargain priced to boot! I snatched up a Spanish one, refrained from also grabbing the Italian and popped on in the store. I looked for some other things...
ok I was in the Children's section getting three more Little House books for my
Mawmaw. She whipped through the first two in just a few weeks and is on to the Anne of Green Gables I gave her. I must say I am highly disappointed at the lack of Anne series paperbacks available in the store but I did get the next 3 Little House books.
Anyway... I wandered back to the travel section and picked up the first book on the shelf about Peru. Now this is not really a "traveling" trip so I didn't feel the need to own but just to flip through. First thing in the book is a map....cannot find Alis on the map. Am pretty sure it is somewhat near
Huancayo. No sign of it -
hmmm, perhaps it is best not to dwell on that. Went on over to the overwhelming display of language materials. Naturally Spanish was one whole section with multiple shelves. How could I possibly know what to choose? Aside from the fact that I was not willing to part with several hundred dollars for Rosetta Stone, though I would have liked to have it. After much thumbing, sideways reading of spines, sitting on one of those stools and staring, I decided I did not want Spanish for Dummies but there seemed to be a lot of different options by Living Languages and with nothing else to go on I thought that must make them reputable. The one I purchased is something like 30 Days to Great Spanish. I figured if I conquered that I could always come back.
Being eager to learn, I drove to work this morning, repeating and singing, "
Donde esta?
Donde esta? Esta
aqui! Esta
aqui!
Donde esta?
Donde esta? Esta
alli! Esta
alli!" Love it. Can't wait to drive home.